My name is Penny. I have a purple pillow. It is mine. No one else uses it. My pillow is very soft. It is softer than the fur on my puppies. It is softer than new grass in the yard. It is is the softest thing I have ever felt. I keep my pillow by [...]
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The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Penny, tagged Dogs, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on October 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on August 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Sometimes it is tough to be a dog. Today, other members of the pack were laughing about some dumb dog that ate fancy stones. I’m surprised they were laughing. How embarrassing for that dog! No self-respecting dog would ever confuse stones for good food. How could the dog not see the [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged clothing, Dogs, Fashion, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on May 27, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Sometimes, the rest of the pack goes away and I spend a few days with a bunch of other dogs. This happened just a few days ago. It’s not that bad, really. In fact, there is one thing about it that I really like: they give me a little neckerchief to [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Humor, Mulch, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on May 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. This is my favorite time of year, by far. Not because it is spring, either. No, it is because when you go outside the smells are just amazing. And it is because of this stuff that seems to be turning up everywhere. What is this stuff, anyway? It’s like every animal [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Garbage, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on April 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. I am mad today. I like getting into the forbidden areas, because they have the most good stuff. I figured out how to get into the best forbidden area of all. Then I could pull out the trash can, look inside, and always — always! — find something to eat. One [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on March 27, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My name is Penny. Sometimes new members join the pack for a few days. Last week it was Effie, the White-Haired Woman, and the Pretty Lady. I could tell they were coming because the Leader put the spare bowl down. When I see the spare bowl, I know that it will soon be filled with [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Biting Dogs, Chihuahuas, Dogs, Humor, Penny, Pit Bulls, Poodles, Rottweilers, Shih Tzus, The Penny Chronicles on February 23, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Last night the other members of the pack were talking about dogs that bite. Some study in New York found that the dogs most likely to bite were pit bulls and rotweilers. No surprise there! Those guys are just mean. They live to fight, and bite. I feel sorry for them. [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on February 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My name is Penny. There are lots of different packs where I live. When my pack walks past where the different packs live, sometimes dogs will bark. Like this guy. I call him Champ. Champ always seems mad. When my pack comes by and Champ is outside, he growls and charges and then gives us [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on February 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Young Master always has food in his area. Always! Sometimes it is on the floor. Sometimes it is on a table. Sometimes it is hidden. Sometimes it is out in the open. But there is always food there. The problem is that usually I can’t get into Young Master’s area. The [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Border Collies, Chaser, Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on January 18, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. The others in the pack were talking today about a border collie named Chaser. She was trained to learn words for five hours a day. She has learned more than 1,000 words. Big deal! So she knows different words for chew toys, balls, Frisbees, and cloth animals! What good is that? [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on January 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. I like to chew. I really like to chew and then swallow food. I like that most of all. I only get food once in a while, though. When I can’t get food, I like to find something else to chew. I especially like to chew things when everyone else in [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on January 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. I sleep in the same place every night. It is my territory. No one else from the pack comes in. They know it is just for me. I like having my own territory. When I am there, I can see everything. I know when people are coming. It is warm and [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Food, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on December 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Where I live, some areas are forbidden. One area is up in the air so I cannot see it, but I can reach it with my paws if I jump. And then, if there is something interesting up there, I try to grab it and pull it down. There is almost [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on December 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Sometimes when I go outside it is hot. Sometimes when I go outside it is cold. Sometimes the ground is green and hard. Sometimes the ground is white and soft. What’s up with that? Well, it makes life interesting. Today when I went outside it was white and cold. I was [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on December 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. My pack lives in a place with a hill. Usually I stay at the bottom of the hill. That is where my bed is, and that is where most of the food is. I like to stay as close to the food as possible. If some of it falls on the [...]
