My name is Penny. The white stuff is here! The white stuff is here! Today, when the old boring guy took me for a walk, the white stuff was on the ground. I love it when the white stuff is on the ground. I see tracks, and I stick my nose down deep into the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Penny’
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Humor, Penny, Snow, The Penny Chronicles on January 13, 2012 | 1 Comment »
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Penny, tagged Dogs, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on January 2, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Lately I’ve been away from other members of the pack. When that happens, I stay with a new pack at a big farm. They feed me at the farm and wash me, too. Every day I go out into a big yard and play with the others. It’s not bad, really [...]
Sunglasses, By The Masses
Posted in Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Family, Humor, insects, Mayflies, Penny, Sunglasses, Women's Eyewear on December 28, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday Kish and I were at a store and she bought two new pairs of sunglasses. It’s a familiar scene. By my rough estimate, with these two new additions, Kish has now owned 3,461 pairs of sunglasses during our years of wedded bliss. Unfortunately, the life spans of those unlucky eyewear items tend to be [...]
The Things We Do For Our Dogs
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, Pets, Rainy Days on December 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
You wake up and feel pretty good. You walk downstairs, look outside, and see that it’s windy and raining, fat raindrops blowing sideways. Ugh. Penny is up and alert in her crate, famished and aching to be fed. You put out food, and she bolts it down with gusto. In the meantime you conclude that [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles, Toilets on December 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. When I get back from the morning walk, I go upstairs to see the Leader. Sometimes I jump into bed. Other times, I am thirsty. When I am thirsty, I go into the water room. I like the water room. It is a quiet place. My claws click on the tiles. [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Humor, New Albany, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on December 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Every morning the old boring guy feeds me, then we go for a walk. We always walk the same path, every morning. Every morning! Why? Don’t look at me! Why do you think I call him the old boring guy? As we walk, I try to smell as many things as [...]
A Dog-Swan Encounter
Posted in Dogs, Penny, tagged Dogs, Morning Walks, New Albany, Penny, Swans on November 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
On this morning’s walk Penny and I noticed that the swan who cruises regally on the number 5 north pond was right next to the boardwalk. As I stopped to take a picture of this beautiful creature, Penny decided to take a closer look — and then the fun began. Penny stuck her head under [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on November 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Yesterday was the greatest day ever. I mean it! Young Master is back. The Wrestler is back. Our place was filled with new members of the pack. And there was so much food! There was food everywhere. Crumbs were on the floor, and I ate them all. I found plates I [...]
Happy Thanksgiving From Webner House!
Posted in Family, Penny, Uncategorized, tagged Family, Holidays, Penny, Thanksgiving on November 24, 2011 | 1 Comment »
We’ll have a full house at the Webner House today. We’re expecting 18 people in all, and it will be good to see every one of them this Thanksgiving. The card tables and chairs have been set up. The extra leafs have been inserted into the dining room table and the kitchen table. The whole [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on November 20, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My name is Penny. There are only three in our pack now. Young Master is gone. The Wrestler is gone. There is just the Leader, me, and the old boring guy. Sometimes the Leader leaves, too. I will check the place where the Leader likes to sit. When she isn’t there, I know I am [...]
A Dog’s Life
Posted in Dogs, Family, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Penny on November 5, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Penny’s daily existence is a long, hard slog.
The New Albany Wetland And Nature Preserve
Posted in Columbus, Dogs, Ohio, Penny, tagged Columbus, Dogs, New Albany, New Albany Wetland and Nature Preserve, Ohio, Penny on October 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Over the weekend Penny and I took a walk over to the New Albany Wetland and Nature Preserve. It’s a good place to visit on a fall afternoon, and for a dog who likes to sniff just about everything, it’s one of the greatest places on earth. The Preserve is an 85-acre plot of land [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on October 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. Sometimes the old boring guy will give me these white rocks. They aren’t like other rocks. For one thing, they are very cold. For another, you can eat them! That makes them the best rocks ever. I really like the rocks because they are crunchy. The old boring guy slides them [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Family, Humor, Penny, tagged Dogs, Family, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on October 17, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My name is Penny. When the weather starts to get cold, I always want a good stick. Sticks taste better and snap better when it is cold. When the leaves fall, usually sticks fall, too. I just look around in the leaves until I find one. I like to carry a good stick in my [...]
The Penny Chronicles
Posted in Dogs, Penny, tagged Dogs, Penny, The Penny Chronicles on October 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Penny. I have a purple pillow. It is mine. No one else uses it. My pillow is very soft. It is softer than the fur on my puppies. It is softer than new grass in the yard. It is is the softest thing I have ever felt. I keep my pillow by [...]
